The ex-FTX bigwig has been chilling in his parents’ $3.5 million (£2.8m) Palo Alto crib, penning Substack posts claiming “FTX US was and is solvent, likely with hundreds of millions of dollars in excess of customer balances,” and binging on his legendary love, League of Legends (LoL) — which he famously played during a fundraising Zoom call with Sequoia Capital.

Hold the LoLs though! The new bail conditions now prevent our gaming guru from playing anything with chat or voice features.

SBF has also been downgraded to a court-approved laptop, browsing a list of “pre-approved” websites, and his smartphone has been swapped for a vintage flip phone.